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Lethal Listings – 13 Worst Horror Remakes



Nothing is sacred! Everything old is new again! Hollywood has raped my childhood! Whenever we here any of these statements uttered by our family, friends or co-workers, it can only mean one thing…REMAKES! Sadly, Horror seems to be the genre studios gravitate towards to make some fast cash. And while SOME remakes range from great to nearly watchable, most fall under the category of WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING?! It’s too late to turn back now as we cruse down a one way street of disaster and list the 13 Worst Horror Movie Remakes…on 2GuysTalkingHorror!

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— Ghostbusters (1984) Perspective Review  http://www.2guystalking.com/perspective-review-series/ghostbusters-1984/

—  2GuysTalkingHorror’s 13 Must Watch Horror Films!  http://www.2guystalking.com/horror/13-must-watch-horror-movies/

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— #13) Ghostbusters 1984 / 2016 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087332/?ref_=nv_sr_2 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1289401/?ref_=nv_sr_1

— 2GuysTalkingHorror’s Perspective Review of 1984’s Ghostbusters http://www.2guystalking.com/perspective-review-series/ghostbusters-1984/

— #12) House of Wax 1953 / 2005 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0045888/?ref_=nv_sr_2 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0397065/?ref_=nv_sr_1

— Paris Hilton http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0385296/?ref_=tt_cl_t4

— Jared Padalecki http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0655585/?ref_=tt_cl_t5

— Supernatural http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0460681/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_1

— #11) The Haunting 1963 / 1999 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057129/?ref_=nv_sr_5 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0171363/?ref_=nv_sr_1

— #10) My Bloody Valentine 1981 / 2009 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082782/?ref_=nv_sr_2 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1179891/?ref_=nv_sr_1

— William Castle https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Castle

— Jensen Ackles http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0010075/?ref_=tt_cl_t2

— #9) The Stepfather 1987 / 2009 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094035/?ref_=nv_sr_2 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0814335/?ref_=nv_sr_1

— Terry O’Quinn http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0642368/?ref_=tt_cl_t1

— Lost http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0411008/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_15

— Millennium  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115270/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_35

— Dylan Walsh http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0909620/?ref_=tt_cl_t1

— Nip/Tuck http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0361217/?ref_=nm_knf_i1

— #8) Psycho 1960 / 1998
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054215/?ref_=nv_sr_1 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0155975/?ref_=nv_sr_5

— Anthony Perkins http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000578/?ref_=tt_cl_t1

— Vince Vaughn http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000681/?ref_=tt_cl_t1

— #7) The Hitcher 1986 / 2007 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091209/?ref_=nv_sr_2 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455960/?ref_=nv_sr_1

— Rutger Hauer http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000442/?ref_=tt_cl_t1

— Sean Bean http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000293/?ref_=tt_cl_t1

— #6) The Omen 1976 / 2006 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075005/?ref_=nv_sr_1 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0466909/?ref_=nv_sr_2

— Gregory Peck http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000060/?ref_=tt_cl_t1

— Liev Schreiber http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000630/?ref_=tt_cl_t4

— X-Men Origins: Wolverine http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0458525/?ref_=nm_knf_i1

— Ray Donovan http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2249007/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_4

— Julia Stiles http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005466/?ref_=tt_cl_t10

— #5) The Wicker Man 1973 / 2006 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070917/?ref_=nv_sr_2 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0450345/?ref_=nv_sr_1

— Edward Woodward http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0940919/?ref_=tt_cl_t1

— The Equalizer http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088513/?ref_=nm_knf_i1

— Hot Fuzz http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425112/?ref_=nm_knf_i4

— Christopher Lee http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000489/?ref_=tt_cl_t2

— Nicolas Cage http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000115/?ref_=tt_cl_t1

— #4) Day of the Dead 1985 / 2008 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088993/?ref_=nv_sr_1 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0489018/?ref_=nv_sr_2

— George A. Romero http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001681/?ref_=tt_ov_wr

— Ving Rhames http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000609/?ref_=tt_cl_t11

— #3) A Nightmare On Elm Street 1984 / 2010 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087800/?ref_=nv_sr_1 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1179056/?ref_=nv_sr_2

— Robert Englund http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000387/?ref_=tt_cl_t9

— Wes Craven http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000127/?ref_=tt_ov_wr

— Jackie Earle Haley http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0355097/?ref_=tt_cl_t1

— Rooney Mara http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1913734/?ref_=tt_cl_t3

— #2= Halloween 1978 / 2007 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077651/?ref_=nv_sr_4 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0373883/?ref_=nv_sr_6

— John Carpenter http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000118/?ref_=tt_ov_dr

— Jamie Lee Curtis http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000130/?ref_=tt_cl_t2

— Donald Pleasence http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000587/?ref_=tt_cl_t1

— Rob Zombie http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0957772/?ref_=tt_ov_dr

— #1) Halloween II 1981 / 2009 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082495/?ref_=tt_rec_tti http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1311067/?ref_=tt_rec_tti

Calls to the Audience Inside this Episode:

— Do YOU agree with our list? Tell us now!

— What remakes do YOU think should be on this list? Tell us now!

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The Monster Squad (1987) Perspective Review



As children of the 80’s, our imaginations propelled us into great adventures. Fighting against a Galactic Empire in a galaxy far, far away? Yep. Learning to “Never Say Die” as we hunt for pirate treasure through booby trapped caves? Of course. Throwing on our proton packs, crossing the streams and saving the world? Do you even have to ask? Thanks to the films of the decade, my friends and I never ran out of things to pretend to be. But once in a generation, a film comes along and does more than entertain you. It teaches you, as well. Teaches you to face your fears, teaches you to never give up hope, teaches you that Wolf Man has nards. Gather the gang and meet at the club house because it’s time for the 2GuysTalkingHorror’s Perspective Review of the 1987 classic The Monster Squad!

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— Ghostbusters (1984) Perspective Review  http://www.2guystalking.com/perspective-review-series/ghostbusters-1984/

—  2GuysTalkingHorror’s 13 Must Watch Horror Films!  http://www.2guystalking.com/horror/13-must-watch-horror-movies/

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— The Monster Squad Theatrical Trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyezSq-EA2Q

— Monster Squad VHS Box Art http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093560/mediaviewer/rm1003422208

— The Money:
— Budget = $12 Million
— Opening Weekend Total = $1,920,678
— Domestic Gross = $3,769,990
— DVD Gross = $10,000,000

— Fred Dekker http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0215269/?ref_=tt_ov_dr

— Shane Black http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000948/?ref_=tt_ov_wr

— Stan Winston http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0935644/?ref_=nv_sr_1

— Duncan Regehr http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0716516/?ref_=tt_cl_t4

— Tom Noonan http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006888/?ref_=tt_cl_t5

— Manhunter http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091474/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_70

— Bruce Broughton http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005976/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cr7

— Scary German Guy http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0162361/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t11

— My Pet Monster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ1-RH_8fro

— The Goonies http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089218/?ref_=nv_sr_3

— Explorers http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089114/?ref_=nv_sr_1

— E.T. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083866/?ref_=nv_sr_1

— The Lost Boys http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093437/?ref_=nv_sr_1

— “Rock Until You Drop” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeC2-l28VBY

— An American Werewolf In London http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082010/?ref_=nv_sr_1

— Back To The Future http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088763/?ref_=nv_sr_2

— Monster Squad Rap https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TtqhEXgYok

— T U R T L E Power! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVM__cltzPk

— Superman 2 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081573/?ref_=nv_sr_1

— Iron Man 3 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1300854/?ref_=nv_sr_2

— The Avengers http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0848228/?ref_=nv_sr_2

Calls to the Audience Inside this Episode:

— Do YOU remember any of the promotional ads or trailers when The Monster Squad was released? ? Tell us now!

— Did YOU cry when Frankenstein’s Monster was sucked into Limbo? Tell us now!

— Would YOU let your pre-teen/teenage relative watch The Monster Squad? Tell us now!

— What was YOUR favorite scene in The Monster Squad? Tell us now!

— What was YOUR rating for The Monster Squad? Tell us now!

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Nicholas J. Hearne - The Host of The 2GuysTalkingHorror PodcastNicholas J. Hearne: Blessed with an overactive imagination, Nick spent his early years absorbing as much pop culture as possible. From comic books to television, films, sci-fi, fantasy, horror – if it was great storytelling, he assimilated it! From early adolescence to adulthood, Nick spent his time honing his acting and writing skills, starring on stage and screen across the Midwest. In recent years, Nick has started his own comic book company, Archlight Comics, and is also a founder of Archlight Studios, both with longtime friend Jason Contini, and has become a skilled podcast editor and co-host aboard a number of different podcast efforts.

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— Nicholas J. Hearne on Twitter
— 2GuysTalking on LinkedIn